more seeds, more insanity ·
11 July 04

It was a bit more difficult this time, and I can’t explain why. I had completely forgotten the how to extract or take the seeds. Well not completely, but I seemed to lack confidence. The last time I had taken five, and I agreed that I would take three this time. But it turned out to be a much more difficult experience.

If you imagine the scene from The Abyss, where the alien lifeform turns the water into a form to enter the vessel underwater; well I just feel something like that entering my body and just spreading to each limb. A warm, dreamy entity heating my blood.

In any case, I don’t expect this to work as well as it did before. I took the three seeds, and began to remove the husky skin off, this was fairly straightforward. However, I wanted to get down to the seed, and found that scraping hard enough resulted in a light shade appearing below the normal shell. I read about getting down to the white seed, how the hell you do this, I don’t know, but it was in dribs and drabs and I eneded up using a bloody screwdriver for the process.

I put the seeds in hot water, and removed the coating using the screwdriver after soaking them for a few minutes. I microwaved them again for three and a half minutes. I found my nerves kicking in, and I hesitated a lot more taking the drink.

I feel a little drowsy and the nausea has kicked in again. I took out a carton of cold fruit drink, a way to top up my liquid levels and also my vitamin C. I undestand this is quite important since my previous experience resulted in around 30 visits to the toilet.

Well since I last wrote something, I have been all over the fucking world. I have a lethargic energy, of all the paradoxes and contradictions, this is mine. I am tired as hell, but I have an insane amount of damn energy.

I stood in one spot, and imagined myself in a kung fu film.

I am currently watching the most ludicrous film in the world. It’s called Warlock: The Armageddon. It’s the sequel to the decent Warlock horror. So far, some blonde haired twathead seems to be the devil. In some hilarious Evil Dead sort of way, a father blows the BOLLOCKS off his son with a shotgun. It was FUCKING HILARIOUS! Boom, “WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” and then they bring him back to life.

I think he is the good guy. The blonde doode is a warlock, and he wants a stone. The bitch got seduced and is gonna get FUCKED UP! WTF! She’s being taken higher, and I think she’s gonna orgasm. Wicked! Predictable, but the bitch got dropped from quite a height after she gave the stone. I COULD HAVE WRITTEN THIS SHITTY script! Ah, the warlock is the son of the devil or something. It’s getting interesting. The first film had the doode from Withnail and I, I forget the name because I am off ths scale! This film is so bad ITS SPECTACULAR!! I’m GONNA ENJOY THIS FILM! Woo hoo!

I wish I made this movie. It’s SOOOOOOOO SHIT! The druid vs the Warlock it’s CRAP! There’ve been deaths, the script is making me cry in tears of laughter. The special effects are just so amusing HOLY SHIT! He controlled a baseball with his mind! It’s Obi-wan teaching Luke, even the music is vaguely similar. Ah a comedy moment, he was placing air into a brown paper bag and caused a flat tire. WHAT A GREAT SHITTY FILM! They look lik ehell itself! I bet they really were druids, but they had nothing to do so they needed a job, and they became actors in a B-movie.

HOLY FUCK! Freakshows with midgets and dead people! Oh its one of those moments where the circus psychic really is psychic and she figures out the Warlock is evil so if the ring leader doode gives the stone to the devil’s son then he’s fooked. The ring leader met a nice death, it was SOOOOOOO B-Movie it was FANTASTIC and CHEAP! I LOVE THIS FILM! It’s SHITE!
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The druids girl is in something that is very alluring. She’s quietly a dirty biatch, playing the girl of innoncence. She’s having bad dreams, cuz the druid and his girl are meant to fight the son of the devil together. Perhaps its raining because they wanna show some stuff. Ah, naw, it was just a scene for one of the signs. The good guys have a researcher. Kinda fat, no wonder he got the job. Damn, my BLADDER IS KICKING! I’m so at odds with everything.

Luke fired up a BBQ and set the garden on fire! Wicked! CRAP MOVIE!! My body is seriously sensitive and not, it’s all weird. THIS MOVIE IS WICKED! IT’s so BAD! I LOVE IT! PLEASE BECOME STUPIDER!!! Researcher is gonna DIE! Wicked! His pocket is rumbling! He knows! THE SON OF THE DEVIL! Is in the lift with him. He’s going to try to kill the son. He has the dagger, and HE GOT BLOWN UP! ALL OVER THE FUCKING WALL! BRILLIANTLY FUNNY! Uh oh Mr Warlock is going to get his next stone, and he made the receptionist shut up like Neo got done in the first Matrix. RIP OFF? WHO RIPPED OFF WHO MOFO? Don’t give the stone DUMB ASS! Not like he has a choice. Wow! A gun vs a warlock! Julian Sands owns!

In the same respect I used to hate Avril Lavigne for being so shit and being the Britney of the kids “angst” category. But now I love her for BEING SO CRAP!”We’re kids with problems. £LOVE HURTS WHEN YOU’RE 12” or some shit. Girl power, bad songs, lots of amusing angst. The girls love it. The guys love it. Sorry, shit they’re all kids! I’m 40! Holy shit the wolrd has changed! Argh! I’m in the attic with the other old peple, and all the kids are listening to this shitty music. GAY GAY GAY! OZZY YOU’RE SHIT NOW SO FUCK OFF!

I have a lethargic energy, of all the paradoxes and contradictions, this is mine.

Afterwards: I can’t honestly recall much of what happened this day. I remember watching the movie, it finished, and I was awake for the entire day. I remember that I stood in one spot, and imagined myself in a kung fu film. I was actually doing the motions, no doubt all of it completely incorrect, but I was IN the movie, so I didn’t care. It’s possible it was the same day I made those short films with my camera, but I can’t say for certain. I’ve taken Woodrose so often that I can’t, or don’t have the energy to document all of it.

My experience this time was quite energetic, the pissing marathon of last time was still present, albeit in lesser form. The cramps were minimal, and the pain subtle, not severe. The controlled measure of seeds I took was much more pleasent, but less intense in experience. I say less intense, however, it was equally intense mentally, as my imagination had exploded and floated off. It was trance-like, or at least living a dream, instead of just dreaming it. The pain was less intense, and I think that was something I quite enjoyed. Although it hurt, I liked the “getting through the pain barrier”. It was a test of strength for me, as some people manage eight seeds and are stoned one day, and wake up fine the next. Their tolerance is perhaps different, however, as is everyones.

The Woodrose this time, however, was a more fun time. I wouldn’t really regard it as a “fun time” drug, but I guess when you’re stoned a seriously bad movie, that takes itself seriously is a good thing. A crap movie that knows its crap, is not so much fun. One thing I definitely remember is the happiness I felt. Now, whether this was down to a crap film, or whether it was down to the seeds, I can’t say for certain, but it was certainly a happy day for me.

If you can handle the discomfort, you will get a different, but unsual and enjoyable experience with Woodrose. Highly recommended.