wheels on the bus ·
10 November 04

So i did a variation on it, I tried to be as nit picky and as annoying as possible, to everyone. But I think I was nicer to some than others, I think only person saw the humour, and I won’t say who didn’t, suffice to say it was my favourite nation. I was bored so I did it, and I don’t care who the hell I piss off.

Should I grow and write something intelligent or do something with my time productive? Or should they grow up, lighten up and shut the fuck up? I think I prefer the latter. Too many fucking shitbags with their handicapped fucking attitudes; I should get them one big fucking wheel chair and roll them down a hill in to a vat of acid. Ah, but I’m too nice.

So here’s the little, poetic piece. A masterstroke in poetry, no doubt. You iknow, I’m actually not quite sure who I’m swearing at or angry at half the fucking time. On with the show!

I never thought I could have a wicked time in front of my PC….twisted lil world!

maffy pops happy pills in his mouth
in his mouth
in his mouth
maffy pops happy pills in his mouth
and smiles all day

the voice in Jenn’s head goes cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo
cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo
cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo
the voice in Jenn’s head goes cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo
and makes jenn FUCKING SCARY!

cosmo begs ph0 for a place to stay
for a place to stay
for a place to stay
cosmo begs ph0 for a place to stay
and ph0 hides his sister

and booty makes pictures of johnny depp
of johnny depp
of johnny depp
and booty makes pictures of johnny depp
covering his four walls

windows xp crashes to stop vikingz writing
stop vikingz writing
stop vikingz writing
windows xp crashes to stop vikingz writing
and locks him in a cage

ph0’s being robbed by liverpool peasents
liverpool peasents
liverpool peasents
ph0’s being robbed by liverpool peasents
so he cuts off their balls

but dubbie’s meeting lots of pretty people
lots of pretty people
lots of pretty people
but dubbie’s meeting lots of pretty people
and keeping them all for himself

and inzi’s buying every copy of Open Water
Open Water
Open Water
and inzi’s buying every copy of Open Water
to burn them to holy hell

so zy tries to kill some time in the army
time in the army
time in the army
so zy tries to kill some time in the army
and steals a tiger tank

then ntk starts to kidnap people
kidnap people
kidnap people
then ntk starts to kidnap people
and registers them on to solid

and sbygel runs around in underpants
underpants
underpants
and sbygel runs around in underpants
beacuse he thinks he can fly

orangey squeezes a couple of heads
a couple of heads
a couple of heads
orangey squeezes a couple of heads
because he can’t find any oranges

and starfrog is on tv again
on tv again
on tv again
and startfrog is on tv again
starting another fight

but meathome is very unhappy
very unhappy
very unhappy
but meathome is very unhappy
because the spam button is broken

and thor2 quickly spins along the ground
spins along the ground
spins along the ground
and thor2 quickly spins along the ground
trying to find manfrend trenz

so the men in white coats make a visit to solid
visit to solid
visit to solid
so the men in white coats make a visit to solid
and lock all the members up

and this is the end of this stupid story
stupid story
stupid story
and this is the end of this stupid story
because i’m totally bored

i like them all really. it’s weird. but i’d never tell them that, obviously!

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