It ended as strangely as the whole thing started. My friend and I sat in an auditorium watching a series of films on screen with a crowd that was enthusiastic enough to be taken out and replaced at a bloody, violent war cheering on the oncoming death to one and all.
In this case they were cheering on a series of bizarre videos that didn’t make sense to either myself, nor my friend. The first video featured was called “The Suffering” and involved scenes of torture, snuff videos to the suffering of malnutritioned people in Africa.
The cheers echoed round once more,...
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It’s weird how it started, but all I remember is waking up in a room and being only a few inches tall. Next to me bouncing up and down was a blue-hued blob, who informed me we were friends. Along came a rat with three tails and suggested that the blob and I play with him (I assumed it was a him). The game suggested was tag, where one person is it, and has to run around to touch someone else to make them it so they’re no longer it.
We weren’t sure who was it for a while, as I...
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Yes that’s right it’s my one year anniversary. It’s sad, it’s shameful but it is. Actually it is 1 year and several months anniversary in reality. So I probably missed the date by about two months. That’s even more sad now.
Plus I’m losing my memory and I’m going no where really, really fast – so fast that when you see me go by, that your underwear turns into a bag of cucumbers. Hopefully you’re not wearing a G-string, beceause a cucumber, though cold and nice, can also be painful..so I hear.
I got fired from work about a year ago and...
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