Kevin had a bad night,a nd failed to be a hit with any ladies. He wasn’t sure what it was, maybe it was his attitude having just lost his job, maybe he didn’t try hard enough. Whatever the case, heading home he came upon a gay bar, and decided he could do with a drink for the road home. It was a bar that didn’t mind what your sexuality was, but it was predominantly gay. Kevin didn’t care, since it was the only bar on the street, and headed in.
Like every other bar he’d been to, there were people dancing,...
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I looked at the rabbit. Its pink fluffy ears smelt of Lenor Summertime Fresh. A pleasant smell, which was supposed to make you think it was summertime. Unfortunately, smelling it did not take me on a trip; I did not meet a lady dancing in the grass; and it wasn’t sunny. I looked back at the weather, and came back to Earth.
“Rain” I said
“Rain” he repeated with a grimace.
He smiled a wicked smile at me.
“Let’s go!”
“Let’s go” I agreed.
It took about 20 minutes to get to the bank. He was all tense and stressed. I didn’t know why, aside from...
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He wakes up. 6.45am. His eyes are cloudy, blurred, fuzzy. There’s a taste of something bitter in his mouth; as if someone liquified the taste of urine and poured it down his mouth, and now he was reaping the unexpected, yet expectated, aftertaste.
The back of the mouth, close to his rear wisdom teeth, releases this vile liquid, as he wretches and spits on the floor. It’s too bitter, and it’s made him feel nauseous. He places his right hand on his right temple, to delude himself that someone else is there to comfort him. Closing his eyes, he momentarily slipps...
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