I went to the train station to hand my director her papers….and I saw the glow from HMV calling me….
I walked on, but it kept calling…
“Jin, come in side, we have what you want….we know you want to! we know you need to know if there is anything on sale….come inside”
“No evil sale voice! I refuse to, I have to go back to the office!!!”
“Come on bitch, you like this kinda shit this dont you? Yeah you
know you do…”
“arghhhh!!! Leave me alone, I AM SAVING MONEY!! I need my own
place, to collect porn and stuff…”
“We have porn!!”
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!”
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I plan to break into a big bank, using rubber pliers, an electric toothbrush and a clown mask.
I will wear a smart, dark blue suit, a white radiohead tshirt underneath, and place the tie around my right hand. The shoes I wear will be alternate – in fact I will wear one shoe, brown in colour, and one sneaker/trainer on the other foot – it will be green in colour, with white stripes.
My trasnport will be an old, tired, dying horse – it will have cancer, and I as I reach the bank, the horse will “neigh” in despair at...
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