The instructions read as follows:
Take 2 capsules after a light snack. Do not repeat doses within 30 minutes as doing so may induce nausea.
There was a bunch of other stuff written about don’t do this and that. But I didn’t pay much attention. The pills I took were LXDs, which were contained in gelatine capsules: one cap white, the other blue. I really should have opened them up and sniffed the contents, but I decided against this since it was my first time with new items.
Following the instructions, I had taken two. I waited about 8 minutes and impatiently took...
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I woke up to the sounds of screaming children outside.
It was 12pm and I hadn’t slept until 7am. I felt fucking cheated. I wanted to aim a sniper at the heads of the children, since I wouldn’t be able to open the window and shout out loud,
“SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNTS, SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP”
Although I felt this would be hypcocritical on my part, since I am the one who keeps the music running through the night to get me to sleep. So, it seemed I would have to go with the option of the sniper rifle....
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The Mighty King Prawn and his legions of the mystic.
As the king prawn sat at his keyboard, his eyes bulged inwards into the keyboard he was typing from. He was stoned, very very stoned, his stomach spun like a whirlpool, suddenly he was flying. His right arm between the wrist and the elbow was swinging in and out away from the other parts of the arm. He clawed his nose as it was itching. He heard the footsteps of his children. He tongued his left tooth which seemed to taste of water bugs that he liked a lot. It was...
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