She doesn’t know it, but a parcel arrived for me on Wednesday, which contained a cocktail of different drugs.
From the strong to the weak, to the slightly dodgy-if-you-take-too-much-can-mess-your-mind-up types to the more fun. I ordered them a few days previous to that, after much researching.
To be honest, I can’t exactly remember what inspired me to do this. I think I was looking for cone gauzes, or ice bongs and came across the herbal highs. I hadn’t had skunk for a while, so I thought, what’s a legal substitute, what could I use instead that could get me high, give me...
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Friday’s are usually good for me.
At least they have been of particular joy of late. On Friday I negated responsibility to dice. That is Java dice.
It was Friday morning; I was already late for work as usual. I had gotten ready, but for the last few weeks I was zombiefied. I was a walking shell, with no interest in anything around me. A dead man walking. I would be late for work, but this was not an issue.
As I arrived at my relevant station, I walked up the stairs as I looked for my security pass. I found it. I...
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times….
Can I be more unoriginal? Well yes….
It’s been bizzarro world in Reality. I feel I’ve taken a cauldron full of drugs prepared by some 7 headed albino transgendered albino. My head feels as though it’s been shaken by some crazy bitch trying to find the last remnants of any pennies she may have left.
SON OF A GUN I THINK MY BRAIN IS MELTING!!! Although, this should come as no surprise, as when you rent a brain for not having one, you pretty much cannot rely on the reliability of...
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